Category Archives: writing

Week one.

Posted on April 5, 2019 by

Here are five reasons to not buy this book;
1.It has no literary value.
2.It was written and published by an amateur.
3.It has the word “farts” in the title.
4.It will make you laugh and that would be undignified.
5.It is full of one-liners and such that I posted on Facebook over the years and you never had to pay for that.

It’s also the same five reasons to buy this book.
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Is this a joke?

Posted on April 1, 2019 by

Somehow I managed to accidently release the paperback edition of my book today. My daughter once called me road kill on the information superhighway. There is some truth in that! This is a compilation of funny one-liners, quotes, and random … Continue reading →

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Posted on March 28, 2019 by

This is the cover of the book project I’ve been working on. It is available for pre-order on Amazon for an April 15 release date. Just to be clear the content is as random as the title. This is a … Continue reading →

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At a loss for a blog to write.

Posted on March 10, 2019 by

It’s been longer than usual between posts. My attention has been on compiling a book that I started a couple of years ago. The title is ‘Thinking About Beans May Cause Brain Farts (and other absurdities)’. Long title for a … Continue reading →

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Can you help me?

Posted on February 4, 2019 by

I have decided to try a new endeavor of writing a book. Most likely it will be a quote a day type of book that features what some call Burtisms or as I call them Burt’s proverbs. For instance It’s … Continue reading →

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