Category Archives: Humor

Pushing FREE book!


I feel like some weird “pusher” of books. Giving out free samples and hoping it generates sales later. Now you know my strategy… or lack of one. Available only on Amazon. Kindle version is FREE until September 20, 2019. So … Continue reading

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Technology challenges


Okay I admit to not being very tech savvy. However I can function some basics. Today I have been trying to create a WordPress site for my book. So far it’s a total disaster. Will try again another time. Right … Continue reading

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Week one.


Here are five reasons to not buy this book;
1.It has no literary value.
2.It was written and published by an amateur.
3.It has the word “farts” in the title.
4.It will make you laugh and that would be undignified.
5.It is full of one-liners and such that I posted on Facebook over the years and you never had to pay for that.

It’s also the same five reasons to buy this book.
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Is this a joke?


Somehow I managed to accidently release the paperback edition of my book today. My daughter once called me road kill on the information superhighway. There is some truth in that! This is a compilation of funny one-liners, quotes, and random … Continue reading

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Warning: this is an advertisment


This is the cover of the book project I’ve been working on. It is available for pre-order on Amazon for an April 15 release date. Just to be clear the content is as random as the title. This is a … Continue reading

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At a loss for a blog to write.


It’s been longer than usual between posts. My attention has been on compiling a book that I started a couple of years ago. The title is ‘Thinking About Beans May Cause Brain Farts (and other absurdities)’. Long title for a … Continue reading

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Can you help me?


I have decided to try a new endeavor of writing a book. Most likely it will be a quote a day type of book that features what some call Burtisms or as I call them Burt’s proverbs. For instance It’s … Continue reading

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Thoughts about Halloween


For a child make-believe is serious business. Let’s find a way to teach them how they can have fun and be creative without adding the controversy of religious preference. Continue reading

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Spiders and alien virus


My honey-do list is starting to resemble a full length novel. I just have to remind myself of Ecclesiastes 10:18 Because of laziness the building decays, and through idleness of hands the house leaks. Continue reading

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The season is upon us!


It’s that time of year again. The Christmas season has officially begun. Oh the joy of crowded stores. Such fun and lasting memories of battling other drivers for a parking spot at the Mall. The stress over finding just the … Continue reading

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