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About burtschwab

I currently live in Iowa, USA. My goals are to simply live life as a journey and embrace each day. I am married to a wife with similar passions and that makes me a blessed man.

Good news, maybe…

Right now I do not feel qualified to lead a church. Maybe God was waiting for me to get out of the way so He can lead me. Continue reading

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Just one day at a time.

Part of living includes working. The Bible teaches us that God wants us to enjoy work. We are even encouraged to work as unto the Lord. Enjoying work is a mindset. Continue reading

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Week one.

Here are five reasons to not buy this book;
1.It has no literary value.
2.It was written and published by an amateur.
3.It has the word “farts” in the title.
4.It will make you laugh and that would be undignified.
5.It is full of one-liners and such that I posted on Facebook over the years and you never had to pay for that.

It’s also the same five reasons to buy this book.
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Is this a joke?

Somehow I managed to accidently release the paperback edition of my book today. My daughter once called me road kill on the information superhighway. There is some truth in that! This is a compilation of funny one-liners, quotes, and random … Continue reading

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This is the cover of the book project I’ve been working on. It is available for pre-order on Amazon for an April 15 release date. Just to be clear the content is as random as the title. This is a … Continue reading

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Last week I received exciting news. I have been accepted for a 1st shift position starting April 1. For the past 13 months my work schedule has been 3:30 P.M. to 12:00 or 1:00 A.M. Not an easy shift for … Continue reading

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Born Crippled

We are all born crippled by sin and need the healing touch of Jesus. Continue reading

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Life’s important stuff.

Another friend passed away yesterday. That makes three in the last two months. Each one left behind a grieving family. They all had unfinished business matters along with projects not done. The loss of friends and loved ones can remind … Continue reading

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At a loss for a blog to write.

It’s been longer than usual between posts. My attention has been on compiling a book that I started a couple of years ago. The title is ‘Thinking About Beans May Cause Brain Farts (and other absurdities)’. Long title for a … Continue reading

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Can you help me?

I have decided to try a new endeavor of writing a book. Most likely it will be a quote a day type of book that features what some call Burtisms or as I call them Burt’s proverbs. For instance It’s … Continue reading

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